WyldRyde Quote DB
<%Mike> My neighbor was playing porn waaaaaay too loud the other day
<aratig> Ok bye for now... Good day... :)
<@Jeff> O.O
<%Mike> Real awkward
<@Jeff> later aratig
<aratig> Bye... :-h
<%iPhone> maybe they weren't watching porn...
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<%Mike> Single male. Mid 30's. 400ish pounds.
<@Jeff> LOL
<@Jeff> it was porn
<@Jeff> lololol
<%iPhone> no comment
<%Mike> Pretty sure it was porn
<@Jeff> hahahhaha mike
<Ruben> nope, not ram
<Ruben> it was nice and tight
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<%Mikey> go hit it with a hammer
<%Mike|Sleeping> That's what she said.
<Kalinium> so nothing will blow up?
<HumanNoMore> I'm too drunk to give advice on something like that.
<@Mike> I have finals for biology, world history, and geometry on Friday
<@Mike> Monday I have yearbook (no finals) and Mandarin
<@Mike> Then Tuesday I finish up with English and P.E.
<@mlogonr> Mandarin?
<@mlogonr> Why are you taking that?
<@Mike> They lured me in with free Chinese food
<@Mike> :s
<@mlogonr> lol
<@Mike> I'm not taking it next year though
<@mlogonr> yeah I'd expect so
<@mlogonr> free chinese only goes so far
<@Mike> Well, technically no
<@Mike> It was a buffet
[05/30/2010 -:- 10:35:02 PM] <@mlogonr> I'm not really good at anything besides wasting time and avoiding work
[05/30/2010 -:- 10:35:22 PM] <@Mikey> mlogonr isnt that what politicians do? perfect job for you
Gtalk with mandy
Michael: i dont understand why people do that... someone executes a bot command then 500 people think they should do it too
Michael: do !ping in #bt and watch
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#besttechie:
[23:03:09] <+Jar> !ping
[23:03:10] <+Fozzie> Jar's lag time is: 1.077 (1.07717394829) seconds. Rating: Average.
[23:03:19] <+Jim> !ping
[23:03:20] <+Fozzie> Jim's lag time is: 0.230 (0.230747938156) seconds. Rating: Very Fast.
[23:03:53] <+mike> !ping
[23:03:55] <+Fozzie> mike's lag time is: 1.154 (1.15489315987) seconds. Rating: Average.
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It works every time.
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* PEBKAC sets mode: +h Freelancer
<@Henco> massive chat room
<@B00_> yeah lol
<@Henco> Freelancer!
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<@Henco> he was obviously flattered by my greeting...
<DrHorrible> Sleepygamer do you know what mic it was?
<DAKlives> *hugs* PurPle_Teddy
<Snoopy> DrHorrible, Chris uses an Audio Technica AT2020 USB mic
<DrHorrible> i dont give a crap what crap chris uses
• Snoopy glares at DrHorrible
<Danny> pwnt
• DrHorrible turns Snoopy into a snowcone
<DrHorrible> ¬.¬
<DrHorrible> im gonna freeze and shave you
<DrHorrible> Sleepy Gamer what was the problem was it picking up too much low or high end?
<Snoopy> DrHorrible, Instantly view and control your customers' computers online to solve problems on the spot with GoToAssist!
<DrHorrible> stfu
<DrHorrible> stupid bot
<DrHorrible> >.<
<Snoopy> your hair doesn't scare me DrHorrible
• PurPle_Teddy loans DrHorrible her rust straight razor
<Danny> lol
<mikebuntu> NOT PWNT
<mikebuntu> NOT PWNT
<mikebuntu> NOT PWNT
<mikebuntu> NOT PWNT
<ZachD> huh?
<mikebuntu> NOT PWNT
<mikebuntu> NOT PWNT
<Danny> LOUD NOISES.
<iPhone> mikebuntu ?
<jkls|away> What was that for?!
<ZachD> is mikebuntu always like this?
<Danny> yes
<Danny> lmao
<mikebuntu> NOT JEM'S FAULT WYLDRYDE HAS MORE SPAMFILTERS THAN USTREAM
<Danny> hehe let's play a game here
• Danny inserts coin
<Danny> !trivia
<SirLancelot> Starting the trivia. Round of 10 questions. !strivia to stop. Total: 4993
<Danny> wewt
<SirLancelot> 1. TV/ Movies: "stuart little" was a story about a _____?
<SirLancelot> Here's your hint, answer space: -----
<Danny> mouse
<SirLancelot> Winner: Danny Answer: mouse Streak: 1 Points: 3 Rank: 9th Previously: 11th
<SirLancelot> Danny has moved up in rank: 9th
<Danny> pwnt!
<SirLancelot> 2. What show did Claire Danes get her start on?
<SirLancelot> Here's your hint, answer space: -- --------- ----
<SirLancelot> Here's your 1st hint, My So------- ----
<SirLancelot> Here's your 2nd hint, My So-Calle- ----
<Danny> My So-Called Boob
<Danny> :x
<SirLancelot> Time's up! The answer was: My So-Called Life
<Fry> Twitter ~ DannyMinick: @ciaag3nt I herd you liek <censored>
<fiber> I heard you like <censored> xD
<Danny> rofl
<Danny> mud kipz >.>
<Danny> <.<
o_- watchin' yous. <3
<@Fort> Linux is free, it's not Windows, it's free, it's not OSX, it's free, it run on all sorts of stuff, it's free, it's easy to use, it's free, you can use it for anything from desktop to servers, it's free.... Did I mention it's free? (Except for RedHat Enterprise.... your mileage may vary, objects are larger than they appear, do not drop in water, not for use by children under the age of five).
<@Fort> And, for the love of all that's good and proper, do not feed it after midnight!
<iPhone> o.o macfan406
<macfan406> wat
<macfan406> iPhone what?
<mikebuntu> macfan406 pwnt
<macfan406> what?
<Danny> pwnt
<iPhone> pwnt
<Danny> macfan406
<Zack> pwnt
<Kevin> pwnt
<Danny> pwnt
<CocaCola> pwnt
<macfan406> WHY AM I PWNT?
<iPhone> pwnt
<CocaCola> pwnt
<CocaCola> pwnt
<Danny> pwnt
<CocaCola> pwnt
<Kevin> pwnt
<mikebuntu> pwnt
<Fozzie> pwnt
<Danny> pwnt
<Zack> pwnt
<FloRida> pwnt
<mikebuntu> what is fail
<Fozzie> On September 08, 2009 macfan406 ran "rm -rf /" on his macbook not knowing what it does.
macfan406 left the chat room. (Connection reset by peer)
<@Jeff> i think that i'm quittin all forms of online communication and i'm gonna become amish
<DannyMacMini> My ex girlfriend that cheated on me and got pregnant by another dude added me as a friend on Facebook this morning.
<DannyMacMini> I kindly pressed the ignore button
<DannyMacMini> PWNT
<rubber_ducky> omg ...
<rubber_ducky> she sucks
<rubber_ducky> sorry mate
<rubber_ducky> but i just have to say that...
<rubber_ducky> ... and what's that friend invite's supposed to mean ? That everything belongs to the past and that you should be exchanging e-cakes and pokes in there
<rubber_ducky> ?
<DannyMacMini> LMAO
<rubber_ducky> ... pffft women are weird ..
<DannyMacMini> what's an e-cake? LMFAO
<+Alex7524> I'm going to go and study. Bye!
<+Alex7524> Hmm...... anyone going to say goodbye?
<+Jordan> nah
<+Alex7524> Oh
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21:05:03 | %Shadyman: FARK: Fire officials in SoCal wildfires: "GTFO." Residents: "STFU." Fire: "NOM NOM NOM." Residents: "OMG." Fire department: "DIAF"
<felonious1> so i was driving on the interstate a few months back
<felonious1> and this guy (passenger) had his butt sticking out of the window
<felonious1> he was mooning everyone
<felonious1> so here's what i did
<felonious1> no joke
<felonious1> i sped up past the truck
<felonious1> and as i was merging ahead of the truck from the side
<felonious1> i held down the windshield wiper fluid button
<felonious1> and i soaked this guy's butt with windshield wiper fluid
<felonious1> so here's the best part
<felonious1> he pulls his butt into the truck
<felonious1> and sticks it out the other side to air dry!
<felonious1> true story
<hsushoe> lmfao
#jokes