I can't get why it's inappropriate to use the word [censored] in a sencense like this: "Someone is [censored] my internet cable and im getting lag, lol." Lets not be childish and ban normal English words. The slang meaning of the word means totaly different, but why let that ruin the using of the word?
Dictionary.com:
-a quick, sharp pull, thrust, twist, throw, or the like; a sudden movement: The train started with a [censored].
ps. sorry for any mistakes, English is not my mothertongue